Muffins the Musical: A Derpy Hooves Song

Muffins the Musical is a fan made song sung by Katie Wilson and created by Random Encounters.

Lyrics
[Derpy Hooves]

Not a cloud in the sky

It's a beautiful day

Everywhere I fly, things are going my way

Got a bag full of mail

and sweet delivering skills

'Cause i'm the best mailmare in Ponyville

(gasps)

I hope this wasn't fragile.

(gasps)

Muffins!

Oh, the smells are enticing

Is that poppy or nut?

These look so appetizing

They'd go great in my gut

And if they taste so exquisite

As I dream that they might

I could stuff my face full...

...But that wouldn't be right

'Cause i'm a mailmare pony

One who's taken an oath

I made a vow that i'm bound to uphold

And neither rain, heat, or snow

Nor cupcakes, muffins, or both

Can break my word

I'm undeterred

By all those...

...Fluffy tasty muffins!

Topped with seeds and filled with fruit

Just one tantalizing whiff

Is all it takes

So delectably delicious

And effectively nutritious

It's no wonder they're the only thing I bake

Just a solitary nibble

Just the teensiest of crumbs

Turns my body limp and weak around the knees

Just one taste and then I'll go

One small bite, they'll never know

Or a big bite

Or maybe two or three

(gasp)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

All the muffins have gone missing

All the muffins were misplaced

Were there five or six?

I haven't got a clue

Now I have an eeire inking

of a memory erased

That I think have had a bite or two

Then swallowed (I forgot to chew!)

And seven muffins later

I just don't what to do!

All I've got's an empty

Package to deliver

Will they know it's tasty pastries are no more?

Will they notice that there's nary, one last muffin left to show?

Derpy, think! Derpy, think! You little muffin-thieving horse!

I could gauge the weight of muffins

And replace it all with rocks

Then I'd seal it all back up and problem solved!

Of course, until they open up the box

and find it filled right up with rocks

and from the hoofprints, tell I'd been involved!

I could toss it in a river

Maybe bury it in sand

Say I'd lost it

Wait, that sounds deinquent, too!

Every possible excuse is too easy to deduce

The only tack's to tell...

...the...

...truth!

Hello, my name's Derpy Hooves

It's a beautiful day

I've a package for you

But I'm sorry to say

That it's muffins are gone

And that may make you mad

But I'll pay you back so...

...It's clear that you know...

...I feel...

...bad

(gasps)

I forgot my address

I mailed these muffins myself

I like to buy them online

Though, I usually buy twelve

Theres not a cloud in the sky

And I think that I will

Have a beautiful day...

It's a beautiful day in Ponyville!